I’m looking forward to speaking at two baptismal services at Jubilee Community Church, East Grinstead on Easter Sunday morning at 9.00am and 11.00am. They’ve produced some very provocative literature to advertise the service with an amusing cartoon of me wearing a West Ham United shirt, but I refuse to reproduce it here, cos it’s a dirty trick on the part of the pastor Simon Elliott who is a Hammer and who knows that I am not.